you’re standing on a life-sized map
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Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
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If you don’t think Corgis are one of the most adorable things on the planet you’re wrong
LOOK AT IT’S LIL BUTT

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
lol lol thanks guys im glad i made you laugh is this what having friends is like
I got rly confused at first bc that’s my moms contact name.
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
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what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
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HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT
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