my mom keeps calling Frozen, “Frozone”
goodnight, sweet prince.
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything
so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot
then save it and upload it to that site
and itll give you an option to download it
so do that and then install it BAM
I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD
dying my hair green because life is meaningless and I might as well look like yoda
My mother says I look like a christmas tree
Merry Christmas mother fuckers.
this is beautiful and i want to hug you.
GUys PlEaSE ItS LIteRAllY JuST Me WItH ChRIStmAs BoBBles In mY HAiR
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME
are you fuckin kidding me
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”